Kids

My son is hilarious.

CJ: "Mommy, Daddy is out of square. He's fat."

Mommy: "No, CJ, Daddy is not fat. What is 'square'?"

CJ: " Daddy's fat, so he's 'out of square.' You're not out of square because you're not fat, are you?"

By this time we figured out that out of square meant out of shape.

And Chad is not fat.

The End